"Thor likes this grocery store. We think it might have something to do with the carts. :)"
"Don’t lie to me you’ve never fantasized about it, Stark."
(Inspired by x)
Some Adam for good night
dear guys, I’ll answer on letters later
The single most delightful implication of Dashcon is that now somebody is going to inevitably have to explain to a lawyer, probably several lawyers, and in turn, possibly an entire courtroom, what fandom is, what tumblr is, and all the ins and outs related to them.
i would watch that episode of law and order
Loki sighed and pushed himself off Thor, picking his shirt up and yanking it back on. “We will be having sex. Today. You have my word on that.”
Einarr screamed again and Loki marched towards the bedroom. “Mama’s coming sweetie! And he’s going to cry too.”
[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
This may be the most intelligent thing I have ever posted on tumblr.
I am not denying that Cap and Hawkeye have good booty, but it’s always been my belief that the best ass in the Avengers was Thor’s, we just never got to actually see it. Like Thor was ass shy or they felt our mortal eyes would melt from the glory.
It’s a sad commentary on my life that this split second shot of Thor highlighted against the green screen sent me on a day long quest to somehow screencap a blu ray, which is apparently impossible btw, to show just how fucking bootylicious he really is.
Forget bouncing quarters. You can bounce gold bricks off that ass.